A NEW RELIGION???
So is there such a thing as RENT-ism?
You know just like Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.
Are the compulsive Rentheads who have braved the RENT
line over, and over again, in some sort of cult?
Is RENT really as cathartic as any other religion?
WE BELIEVE SO
A friend and I recently came across some interesting facts about world religions, and to our amazement we found that each fact could be ABSOLUTELY matched up with RENT.
Sounds crazy?? That's what we thought.
But after thinking it over, and over, and over again, (ok we didn't think about it that much), we came up with a new-found religion :
Still don't believe us? Okay, here are the facts:
1. A belief in a power, such as a something/someone greater than humanity :
THIS OF COURSE HAS TO BE JONATHAN LARSON
2. Have "holy writings" :
THE RENT BOOK AND LIBRETTO
3. Have "holy places" :
THEATERS (anywhere where RENT touched audiences)
4. Have a number of important people :
WHO ELSE BUT THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST
5. Have a set of symbols by which the religion is identified :
RED RIBBONS, BLUE AND WHITE RIBBONS, AND CANDLES
6. Have a place of worship :
THEATERS, INSIDE and OUTSIDE WHERE RENTHEADS RUSHED
7. Have a liturgy of observances :
RUSHING (THE LINE)
8. Believe in the Golden Rule/s :
NO DAY BUT TODAY
Now can you see what we mean!
Think about it.
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